The Spades And Hearts of Life (Down to Earth)

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?

A: Grrraaaaaaaaaiiiins!!!

Q: What's another name for a cowboy?
A: Hamburger Helper.

Q: Practice safe lunch; use a condiment!

A: Snicker, snicker...

Q: What do you call cheese that you don't own?

A: Nacho cheese